Okay, so—Spamton. Yeah, that glitchy, shady salesman from Deltarune. The one who looks like he fell straight outta a nightmare about pop-up ads and spam emails. I mean, who does that? Well, apparently, Spamton does, and he’s got this whole wild plan brewing underneath all the broken code and crazy sales pitches.
I first met Spamton while trying to escape a cyber world maze that made me wanna throw my keyboard through the wall. There he was—spamming “BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT!” like my worst internet pop-up nightmare. But beneath that frantic salesman vibe, there’s something… weirdly off. Like, he’s not just glitchy for the heck of it.
Anyway, buckle up, because we’re gonna dig into what the heck Spamton is really up to—and spoiler, it’s way more than selling bogus deals.
The Rise (and Fall?) of Spamton
Let me paint you a picture: a small-time salesman, probably hustling some bad deals, suddenly gets mysterious phone calls that boost his success. Sounds like the start of a scam, right? But nope, it’s Spamton’s origin story—or at least what we think it is.
He went from “Hey, wanna buy a totally legit deal?” to this full-on corrupted digital mess trying to claw back power like a bad sequel nobody asked for.
- Small fish in a big cyber pond.
- Gets hooked on some unknown force (phone calls? Dark web magic? Your guess is as good as mine).
- Ends up a glitchy shell of his former self.
I swear, it’s like watching my old Tamagotchi die again… only with more existential dread.
Glitching Out: Spamton’s Speech Is a Whole Mood
If you’ve played Deltarune Chapter 2, you know his dialogue is a train wreck—in the best way. Random capitalizations, weird symbols, and these desperate cries for help buried in sales pitches.
At one point, he yells “[[HELP ME!]]” but then immediately sells you some “exclusive deal!!!” It’s like he’s got his own internal chaos going on, but still thinks he’s gotta hustle.
I caught myself wondering if he’s some kind of digital prisoner trapped inside his own code. Or maybe a metaphor for the worst kind of internet hustle culture? Either way, he ain’t just broken—he’s begging for someone to notice.
Spamton NEO: The Big Boss That Hits Like a Bad Hangover
Okay, real talk. When Spamton shows up as Spamton NEO, I was half-expecting a normal boss fight. Nope.
He turns into this giant, glitchy mech suit that looks like if a 90s cyberpunk fever dream had a baby with a late-night infomercial. It’s wild, it’s loud, and yeah, it’s scary. Like, I accidentally stayed up until 3 AM fighting him—and now my eyeballs hurt.
He’s not just selling you fake ads anymore; he’s selling power. Or, at least, trying to grab it by absorbing Kris’s soul (the player character). Which is creepy but also kinda brilliant. Who even thinks of soul-harvesting in a sales pitch? Spamton, apparently.
What’s He Really After? (Besides Our Souls)
So, I’ve been thinking. What if this whole “big boss fight” isn’t about beating Kris? What if Spamton is trying to break out of the game? Like, he knows he’s stuck inside a digital cage and wants out.
I mean, who wouldn’t want out of a world where your entire existence is a series of scripted lines and cutscenes? The way he talks—calling Kris a “Lightner”—feels like he’s aware there’s something beyond the code.
He’s not just a glitchy salesman. He’s a digital Houdini, but with fewer rabbits and more corrupted data.
Fan Theories: Because What’s a Video Game Without ‘Em?
Alright, here’s where it gets fun. The internet’s buzzing with guesses about Spamton’s backstory and agenda. I’ve picked my top three favorites (mostly because I relate to conspiracy theories more than actual adult stuff):
1. Spamton & Gaster: The Shadowy Puppet Master
Some folks think Spamton got his mysterious calls from Dr. Gaster, the enigmatic scientist in Undertale lore.
- Gaster’s basically the “ghost in the code” kinda guy.
- Supposedly, he experimented on Spamton or tricked him.
- Result: Spamton’s corruption and madness.
Sounds like a digital version of that one time I trusted a “quick and easy” home repair YouTube tutorial. Spoiler: It ended with a flooded basement.
2. Spamton Wants to Steal Your Job (Or Your Soul)
Another theory: Spamton’s not just selling junk; he wants to be the player. That means taking over Kris’s soul, controlling decisions, basically ghostwriting the game’s story.
It’s kinda terrifying if you think about it—your cute little RPG character replaced by a glitchy salesman with way too many teeth.
3. Spamton = Dark Kris Doppelgänger?
Finally, some say Spamton is the shadow version of Kris—the dark reflection of what Kris could become if they gave in to control and obsession.
It’s deep. Like me, staring at my burnt dinner wondering what my life choices have come to.
Why We Can’t Stop Loving Spamton
Look, I’ll admit it: Spamton kinda grew on me. Despite his annoying spammy nature, he’s tragic and weirdly charming.
- His glitchy style? Pure internet nightmare fuel.
- His voice lines? Equal parts creepy and hilarious.
- His story? A wild ride of ambition, failure, and broken dreams.
Plus, the fandom’s obsession with Spamton is nuts. From memes to fan art to remixes, he’s everywhere.
I even tried making a Spamton-inspired playlist. It mostly consists of distorted elevator music and my neighbor’s cat howling at 3 AM. So… accurate?
Design Breakdown: What Makes Spamton So “Spammy”?
Let’s nerd out for a sec. Every visual detail screams instability:
- Fonts that change like my mood swings.
- Glasses so big they look like they might pop off.
- Mouths that glitch like bad video calls.
All this chaos perfectly mirrors the chaos of chasing digital fame or just trying to survive the internet. If Pete’s Hardware on 5th Ave sold broken watering cans, Spamton is their mascot.
Could Spamton Come Back? (Please Say Yes)
The story’s not done yet, y’all. I’m holding out hope Spamton will pop up again in Chapter 3—because honestly, who else wants to fight a glitchy salesman in a corrupted cyber city?
Possible comebacks include:
- A recurring villain who keeps messing with Kris.
- An uneasy ally warning of bigger threats.
- Or even a digital virus spreading beyond the game.
Whatever happens, if Spamton’s plan is anything like my cooking, it’s gonna be a hot mess with surprisingly good results.
What Spamton Taught Me (Besides Not to Click on Sketchy Links)
In the end, Spamton is kinda a mirror. He’s a reminder about chasing dreams too hard, about how ambition can eat you alive, and how sometimes the loudest salesman is just a guy crying for help.
Honestly? I learned the hard way that chasing “big deals” on the internet usually ends with me accidentally buying something I don’t need (looking at you, $19.99 “miracle” kitchen gadget). Spamton’s hustle is a cautionary tale wrapped in glitchy pixels.
Some Final Random Thoughts Because Why Not
- The smell of Walmart’s parking lot rosemary on June 7th, 2019 still haunts me. Weirdly comforting, like Spamton’s weird charm.
- Fun fact: Victorians believed talking to ferns could prevent madness. I talk to my begonias just in case. Spamton might need a chat with my begonias.
- As noted on page 42 of the out-of-print Garden Mishaps & Miracles (1998), “Glitches in the garden are often caused by overwatering or undercommunication.”
Spamton’s story is messy. Glitchy. A little scary. But isn’t that what makes him so dang captivating?
If he’s planning to take over—well, I’m already halfway convinced he’s got us wrapped around his pixelated little finger.
